Half Man Half Biscuit - Multitude Lyrics
When I wade across the Jordan I’ll be shiningFor I know the one I love is over thereFrom the straight and narrow path I’ve often wanderedBut every time he puts me back on courseGuide me then to where the fields of lambs are bleatingWhere the tiger soothes the baby kangarooWhere the Transit full of KeithIn the sidestreets has no beefWith Elgin, Nairn or Brora anymoreAs the yoke begins to crush my sinning shouldersAnd a bunion leads my heart to curse my feetFrom on high, I hear a choir of angels singingAnd all at once the Kiss fans disappearOpen doors lead in to open arms and GrandadYonder Mum and Dad stood playing dartsCome bid my burden easeCome give me bread and cheeseAnd let me feed the birds forever more