Half Man Half Biscuit - Shit Arm, Bad Tattoo Lyrics
I could have put my head in a bucket full of porridgeAnd moaned about the hospital parking schemeI would have saved 14 poundsThat I just splashed out on your second albumFor that’s what it’s akin toAnd furthermoreYou’ve got a shit arm, and that’s a bad tattooYou’ve got a shit arm, and that’s a bad tattooIf you’re going to quote from the Book of RevelationDon’t keep calling it the Book of RevelationsThere’s no “sâ€, it’s the Book of RevelationAs revealed to St John the DivineSee also Mary HopkinShe must despairYou’ve got a shit arm, and that’s a bad tattooYou’ve got a shit arm, and that’s a bad tattooAuthentic celtic band…Advent in the High StreetI point and singBusk when it’s Christmas, you only busk when it’s ChristmasAnd you’ve got a shit arm, and that’s a bad tattooYou’ve got a shit arm, and that’s a bad tattooShit arm, bad tattooShit arm, bad tattooShit arm, bad tattooShit arm, bad tattoo (you’ve got a)Shit arm, bad tattoo (you’ve got a)Shit arm, bad tattoo (you’ve got a)Shit arm, bad tattooAh well you’ve got a shit arm, and that’s a bad tattoo
