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Half Man Half Biscuit - The Best Things In Life Lyrics

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  • My Uncle Charlie is a cynical man
  • And his wifes a touch skeptical, too.
  • They've got one of those stickers
  • In the back of their van; it says:
  • We've seen the prices at the zoo.
  • Well today I knocked upon their door
  • And said that I was passing,
  • And charlie launched a scathing attack.
  • When I asked him what I'd done, he said
  • "You stupid bastard! We live in a cul-de-sac!"
  • Went to Darlene's party; it was fancy dress.
  • I just stuck an apple in my face.
  • I saw a chap who obviously was out to impress,
  • Reckoned he'd beat Gagarin into space.
  • He said "Hi there {? souls! ?}
  • Like I'm sorry I'm late!
  • But I was getting done up
  • As a mobile thrash acetate!"
  • Me, I got bored
  • So I went home,
  • Got into bed,
  • And came to the conclusion...
  • There is nothing better in life
  • Than writing on the sole of your slipper with a Birol
  • There is nothing better in life
  • Than writing on the sole of your slipper with a Birol
  • There is nothing better in life
  • Than writing on the sole of your slipper with a Birol
  • There is nothing better in life
  • Than writing on the sole of your slipper with a Birol
  • On a Saturday Night instead of going to a pub

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