Harry Connick, Jr. - Oompa Loompa Lyrics
Oompa loompa doompety dooI've got a perfect puzzle for youOompa loompa doompety deeIf you are wise you'll listen to meWhat do you get when you guzzle down sweetsEating as much as an elephant eatsWhat are you at, getting terribly fatWhat do you think will come of thatI don't like the look of itOompa loompa doompety daIf you're not greedy, you will go farYou will live in happiness tooLike the Oompa Loompa Doompety doDoompety doOompa loompa doompety dooI've got another puzzle for youOompa loompa doompeda deeIf you are wise you'll listen to meGum chewing's fine when it's once in a whileIt stops you from smoking and brightens your smileBut it's repulsive, revolting and wrongChewing and chewing all day longThe way that a cow doesOompa loompa doompety daGiven good manners you will go farYou will live in happiness tooLike the Oompa Loompa Doompety doOompa loompa doompety dooI've got another puzzle for youOompa loompa doompety deeIf you are wise you'll listen to meWho do you blame when your kid is a bratPampered and spoiled like a siamese catBlaming the kids is a lie and a shameYou know exactly who's to blameThe mother and the fatherOompa loompa doompety daIf you're not spoiled then you will go farYou will live in happiness tooLike the Oompa Loompa Doompety doOompa loompa doompety dooI've got another puzzle for youOompa loompa doompeda deeIf you are wise you'll listen to meWhat do you get from a glut of TVA pain in the neck and an IQ of threeWhy don't you try simply reading a boo
