Harvey Danger - Flagpole Sitta Lyrics
I had visions i was in themI was looking into the mirrorI couldn't get any queererEven if i triedI'm a famous rock and rollerLook at me hey, i'm on m-t-vI look like drew careyAnd i'm big and fat(but fat is where it's at)I'm not straight, but i am fatNow how bout that... i'm so fatBeen around the world and foundThat only stupid people are breedingAnd i can't stop eatingAll i do is watch tvPut me in the hospital for nervesAnd hyper obesityI'm 5'6" four hundred threeI could have been the biggest star on mtv god damn youI'm not straight, but i am fatNow how bout that... i'm so fatI'm not straight, but i am fatNow how bout that... i'm so fatI wanna publish cd'sAnd be on mtvI wanna write good songsI can't but im tryin'I'm not as good as sublimeWithout my glasses im blindI'm so damn blindI'm so damn blindHarvey danger, harvey dangerNow we're a big one hit wonderDid you ever wonderWhat we'll do after this song?Hear the songs on my recordI swear to god that we won't be touringCause they're so damn boringThe agony of my clogged veins are killing meI'm not straight, but i am fatNow how bout that... i'm so fatI'm not straight, but i am fatNow how bout that... i'm so fat