Henry Metal - 2 Chicks Lyrics
2 Chicks, 2 Chicks...1 Dick...There are many wonders in this lifeBut there is one thing I can't findSomething special, something kindSomething that's been on my mind2 hot chicks upon my penisAt the same time2 hot chicks doin' their businessRight at the same timeLife presents me with many optionsBut none of them sublimeBut when I see 2 hot chicksI wonder what it'd be like to have 'emAt the same time2 hot chicks upon my penisAt the same time2 hot chicks perfoming their businessRight at the same timeThis whole thing is just a poor substituteFor a longing that is critical, urgent and acuteThis is desire that I simply can't transmuteAnd would easily be solved by 2 prostitutes in swim suitsThis whole society is simply a charadeTo restrict a simple pleasure that society forbadeTo keep us all delayed and on a meaningless crusadeDestined to forgo 2 chicks upon our blade2 hot chicks directly on my penisRight at the same time2 hot chicks doing the businessTalkin' 'bout at the same timeYeah!
