Henry Metal - Epic Lyrics
Congratulations, for you have foundA very, very, very, very epic songAnd it is my hope, by the end, you'll sing alongLet us go...Dinosaurs and spaceships, and cool movie scenesBreaking all the rules, having cool *****ing dreamsGetting wasted with your buddies and running from the copsDine and dash at the diner, stealin' merchandise from the shopsSmoking heroine in the ally, well maybe don't do thatHaving sex with a hot 17 year old, you'd better wear a hatDropping acid on a car trip down to New OrleansDoin' what you want within reason, that's what epic meansDon't you worry, there will be little doubtIf it's epicWon't take long, won't take long now to find outIf it's epicSitting like a Buddha on a spinning ball of dirtBeating off to internet porno til your wrist begins to hurtWatching a beautiful sunset on a sandy west coast beachSaying crazy bullshit at your best friend's wedding speachWalking into a casino, putting all your chips on blackConvincing human resources that you never smoked no crackWinning hot dog eating contests by having intestines removedTelling awesome, epic stories, even if that shit's not trueDon't you worry, there will be little doubtIf it's epicWon't be long, won't be long now to find outIf it's epicDon't you worry, there will be little doubtIf it's epicWon't be long, won't be long now to find outPrepare for the epic...You should try everything onceWell maybe not everything...If it makes you want to stand up and shoutThen it's epicIf it doesn't make you want to poutIt might be epicDon't you worry, there will be little doubtWhen it's epicWon't be long, won't be long now to find outIf it's epic
