Henry Metal - Terrible Driver Lyrics
Driving in your car, moving in my laneFailing to signal yeah you're causing me painSpeeding up now just to block meSo's that I cannot get off at my exitTerrible driver, terrible manInconsiderate human...You say you got somewhere that you gotta beWell guess what my brother you know so do weYou're doing something stupid with a poker faceYou have no respect for rules that are in placeI know you think that you're more important than us other folksWe'd be better off if privileges were revokedFlooring it in your Toyota CamryIt is something that I think we can agreeIs a very much annoying thing to seeCause this is not the Grand PrixTerrible driver, terrible manIt's as if you simply cannot understandHow to deal with humans on the road or in lifeCausing Consternation, Causing me strifeThere's room behind but you cut in front of meYou are a jackman of the very first degreeNo Ipass for the tollwaySo I sit behind you while you pull coins from the ashtrayAnd you think it's ok because you don't drive that muchBut allow me to assure you your driving's out of touchYou're in the left lane and you're going slow as heckAnd when I pass you I just have to turn my neckTo see the creature that sits behind the wheelCallous to the fact you've caused me an ordealTerrible driver, terrible manIt's as if you simply cannot understandHow to deal with humans on the road or in lifeCausing Consternation, Causing me strife10 car lengths ahead of you in the left laneImpatient turning at the four way...[Solo]So take out the pamphlet from the DMVRe-read that sucker baby a couple one, two, threeGet your spiral notebook and scribble down with meSome helpful reminders so that you'll no longer beTerrible driver, terrible manIt's as if you simply cannot understandHow to deal with humans on the road or in lifeCausing Consternation, Causing me strife
