Hives - King Of Asskissing Lyrics
ONE, TWO, ONE, TWO, THREE, FOREBeing the king of asskissing,makes him a royal dragAnd the king of asskissing, he's after me againbringing me his royal nag.He takes every opportunity to get to meAnd here he comes againdont think I'll ever be at restI suppose happiness will come to some but I'll never be a lucky oneStill I got to keep on hoping for the bestBut once again he comes again thats how the story goeand it's been long enough for me to know where he's about to put his noseSOMETIME - SOMEDAY THAT BASTARD'S GONNA PAY!ONE, TWO, THREE, FORE, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, GOOThe king of of asskissingsays Im the one and onlyAnd the king of asskissing with his constant presencehe keeps me from being lonelyHe's a royal branch of luncay that gets to meAnd here we go again it looks as if he's here to stayI've tried to beat to pull and whackBut a monkey sliding down my backwon't easily go awaySo once again he comes again about to reach his goalThe one and only monrach with his kingdom in a holeSOMETIME - SOON THE KING OF ASSKISSING IS GONNA PAYAAHHHHH