Hollywood Undead - Christmas In Hollywood Lyrics
[Funnyman as Santa Claus][Tha Producer and Charlie Scene][Chorus:]It's Christmas in HollywoodSanta's back up in the hoodSo meet me under the mistletoe lets *****It's Hanukkah in InglewoodThe dradles spinning in the hoodSo meet me by the manura lets get drunk(2x)[Charlie Scene and J-dog]J J J Just a little story about last ChristmasAbout some bad kids who were full of wishesWe gave some gifts and then we gave some lovinThe weird kind of love that you give to your cousinLittle Timmy stole from 7-11So we stopped by his house with a pair of sevensWe drank in his room with some dude named KevinBut there was still some bad kids who deserved some presentsZack got caught with a bottle of jackSo we slipped down his chimney with an 18 packHe didn't leave cookies but we needed a snackSo we took the beer back and I *****ED HIM IN THE ASS!It's Charlie Scene got egg nog in my flaskThe holidays are back and all my presents are wrappedLike oh my god is that saint nickKids give me your list like it's the 25thBeen accused of being a bad kidBu-but I get presents as isCause MRS. Clause just myspace'd meI blew off a date on Christmas eve.So I don't give a ***** if your naughty or niceYou might still get a Rolly (rolex) and a gang on iceSo write your list and never have no fearHave a Hollywood Christmas and an Undead new year!***** YEAH![Chorus][Johnny 3 Tears and Da Kurlzz]I'm about to serve it up for for all you boys and girls.Good kids, bad and even Da Kurlzz.We were chillin at home and deckin the halls.So I checked my phone and Santa had called.He said he'd swing by at a quarter to twelve.He said that his jolly ass needed some help.He said Christmas aint a gang but a way of life."If you guide my sleigh, I'll let you ***** my wife."So we jumped in his sleigh and it started to jingle,Funnier than ***** you can ask Chris Kringle.So we all took flight but something was fishy.He asked for road head and started to kiss me.Underneath his suit was just a bunch of pillows.Instead of bags of presents, he had bags of dildo's.I pulled down his beard and it was a monster.It wasn't saint nick it was a *****in imposter.When we found out he started to pout.I took my bandana and I choked him out.I pulled off his beard and I *****ed his mouth.Hi-jacked his sleigh and headed down south.I had a lot of long nights but tonight was the craziest,Met a lot of Jeff's but this one was shadiest.When it comes to cheer that mother*****ers a grinch.So if you don't like Christmas ***** YOU *****![Chorus 3x]
