Humble Pie - No Money Down Lyrics
Wait a minute, see hereAs I was motivating way back in townI saw a Cadillac sign, it was flashing sayingNo money downSo I eased on my brakesAnd I pulled in the driveAnd I'd gotten the motor twiceAnd then I walked insideThe dealer came to me, saidTrade in your Ford and I'll put you in a carThat'll lead up the roadHe said, just tell me what you wantAnd then just sign this line babyAnd I'll have it delivered to youPersonally by hand in one hour's timeWell, I wanna get that carOh, and I'm gonna head down the roadAnd I won't have to worry'Bout my beat up, ragged FordNow, see here, Mister, I want a yellow convertibleA four-door deviant with a Continental spareAnd beautiful white chrome wheelsNow, I want power steeringAnd you know, that goes with power brakesAnd you better put a powerful motor under that hood cap'Cause I want a jet offtakeAnother condition, listenI want automatic heat and I want a pull-out bedYou understand, right there in my back seatAh, you give me short wave radioLay on some TV and a phoneSee, I gotta talk to my womanWhile I'm just cruising alongHey, hey, I wanna get that carOh, I'm gonna head down the roadAnd no money downAnd I won't have to worry'Bout my wrecked up, beat up, ragged old FordPick it up, uh, sure feels good, don't itWait a minute here, see that?I want four carburetorsTwo straight exhaustsI want to burn that aviation fuelI don't care, I don't care what it'll costI want a railroad air horn, you know the type?And a military spudAnd see here, manI want a five-year guarantee on everything I gotUnderstand?-acap