Husker Du - How to Skin a Cat Lyrics
We are starting a cat ranch in Lacon with 100,000 catsEach cat will average 12 kittens a yearThe cat skins will sell for 30 cents eachOne hundred men can skin 5,000 cats a dayWe figure a daily net profit of over $10,000Now what shall we feed the cats?We will start a rat ranch next door with 1,000,000 ratsThe rats will breed 12 times faster than the catsSo we will have four rats to feed each day to each catNow what shall we feed the rats?We will feed the rats the carcasses of the catsAfter they have been skinnedNow get this, we feed the rats to the catsAnd the cats to the rats and get the cat skins for nothingWe feed the rats to the cats and the cats to the ratsAnd get the cat skins for nothingWe feed the rats to the cats and the cats to the ratsAnd get the cat skins for nothingWe feed the rats the carcasses of the catsAfter they have been skinnedNow get this, we feed the rats to the catsAnd the cats to the rats and get the cat skins for nothingWe feed the rats to the cats and the cats to the ratsAnd get the cat skins for nothing
