Ice Cube - Doing Dumb Shit Lyrics
<oshea! oshea!Get your ass in here, boyYou hear me calling you?Oshea!>When I was young I used to hang with the seventh gradersLittle bad mother*****er playing space invaders*****ing with the girls in the fourth gradeEither feeling on they butts or pulling on they braidsWalking with the schoolhouse bullyBy doing that, I had a lot of pull, gCheating on tests, making a messCussing like a sailor at recessIt must a been a half moonCause youll catch me running out the little girls bathroomChewing on good and plentiesGot my gamble on at lunch pitching penniesYo I was living like the class clownPulling all the hokes, making all the jokes manWhen you young its hard to seeThat its wrong throwing rocks at the rtdPopping out your window with a bb gunBetter yet knocking on your door and runPlaying hide-and-go-get-it for a little stankEven though I was still shooting blanksAs soon as the dark hitI was stealing candy out the corner marketUntil I got my ass whippedCause I was ten years old, doing dumb shitThirteen, thats how old I wasWhen my jimmy started getting a little peach fuzzAnd I was looking at any butt and assMe and my homies started cutting classGoing up to the high schoolLooking for any ***** I could lie toTell em I was older than I really wasSmoked my first joint and got really buzzedThats what a macks made ofBut when I got my first piece of ***** I fell in loveHard as a rock the long wayAnd then I put the rubber on the wrong wayBut I still gotta have itOverexcited and *****ing like a jackrabbitGoddamn I was hotA virgin but I still knew how to lay pipeEven though the hoe worked meI still knocked the boots from here to albuquerqueThen the shit got strange moneyI started shaking and jimmy felt funnyThen the nut came gushingI jumped up got dressed and start pushingCause I thought the ***** broke my dickCause I was still young doing dumb shitAt 17 got my first volkswagonAnd mastered the life-long art of draggingTo the women in collegeHung out with the ogs and got some street knowledgeBreaking in cars and all thatHitting punk fools with a baseball bat*****ing at a real fast rateTil they said that I might not graduateThen I said ***** the dumb shitCause popsll ***** me up quickIf things continuedSo I start rapping about shit I been throughAnd I got real goodNow I look at all the kids in the neighborhoodTrying to be baby macksDoing shit that I did seven years backGoing through a stageBut before they can grow up they on the front pageAnd they mommas is having a fitCause they died young doing dumb shi
