Ice T - 99 Problems Lyrics
[ice-t]Yeah, last year a lot of mother*****ers ask meWhy did you no ? ? ? some shitBut this year I went to miami and got my niggerFrom 2 live brother marquis in the house[brother marquis] yeah I am the mother*****in nigger[ice-t]Yeah, we are goin to answer the questions about girl problemsAlways nigger has his girl problem, marq[brother marquis] ah, tellem man, tellem[ice-t] lemme tell you what time is it...[ice-t]I got a whore from the eastGot a whore from the westGot a whore that likes to jack it offAnd rubb it in her chestI got a whore from the northA whore from the southA whore that likes to suck at long and hold it in her mouthI got a ***** with hairA ***** with noneA ***** with a knifeA ***** with a gunA ***** with an ass bigger than the t.v. setAnd there is a ***** over thereHey the one I am gonna getBut yo, maybe not, she might not like me thoughNo sweat to eventI sell my sister though, word.I sell the whole damn herdI ***** em all and leave em on the culrveI got a ***** with a micWho like perfector linkWho likes to ***** me with her ass up on the kitchen sinkGot a ***** with titsA ***** with assA ***** with noneBut hey I give her the bestBut I love em all I love em crazilyAnd they love me back thats why they stay with meSo if you have a girl problemIll be there for you sonGot 99 problems and a ***** aint oneHit itNo a ***** aint one[ice-t]I got a ***** thats oldA ***** who is newA ***** who likes velvet in the colors blueI got a ***** who is fatA ***** who is builtA ***** that all her titties give up her milkI got a ***** who is funnyA ***** who aintA ***** who can singA ***** who cantA ***** who love *****in on the airplaneI even got a ***** off soul train (not for sure)I got a ***** who is over ragged up pinsLong endsI got a ***** who is broke as a bombBut she is the most funI got a ***** who play pianoA ***** who dontA ***** who dances *****A ***** who wontA ***** whos shortA ***** whos tallA ***** who burns my pager with priority callsAnd I love em all I love em crazilyAnd they love me back thats why they stay with meSo if you have a girl problemIll be there for you sonGot 99 problems and a ***** aint oneHit me[ice-t]Yo marquis you from miami man,Why wont you show those mother*****ers all the over the worldThat 2 live style of how a ***** is threatedMother*****er a nigger like you[brother marquis]I got 99 problems a ***** aint oneI am going not to threat any whoresCause I dont need none of emPush them to temptationDitch to persuasionAll the whores suck *****Nigger how you play emThats why I dont sleep with emI just freak on emGig the dick in their mouthTake it outAnd I sky on themThat nigger that white nighterThe ***** exciterI only love my whores when I go up inside emProblem number one is gettin moneyI rather take the green than sit the honeySo dont expect noneCause I aint offeringAnd I go hunting my ***** cause I aint softeningCause I never never softeningPulling demands on em*****in em and scream on themThe wham bamb thank you mamThe game is ran on emSo ***** how you feelYou are *****in cheap thrillI hope you took the pill I wont pay the billGetting ***** is just another expenseYour ***** pays the billsThe dick pays the rentI only need a hope from one thing and thats to comeIve got 99 problems and a ***** aint one[ice-t]Ha!You marquis my mother*****in you got problems man ?A ***** aint oneAh shitLet me tell you how to do that shit[ice-t & (marquis)](I got a ***** that loves to gink)Shell ***** youAfter she *****s me(I got a ***** who loves both)I got a ***** who loves handcuffs and ropesI got a ***** thats fastA ***** thats slow(a ***** that is a virginAnd a ***** that is a hoe)A ***** that lies(a ***** that trues)A ***** who is a manBecause they are *****es tooI got a ***** that is cool(a ***** that is hut)A ***** who loves rapA ***** who loves rockA ***** who is lostAnd one who know what is thatShe gets right in front of meAnd posses like a cat[brother marquis]I got a ***** that runsI got a ***** that walksI got a ***** that yellsI got a ***** who talk[ice-t]I got a ***** that is dirtyGot a ***** that is neatI got a super farm ***** that I am not gonna swap meAnd I love em all I love em crazilyAnd they love me back thats why they stay with meSo if you have a girl problemIll be there for you sonGot 99 problems and a ***** aint oneHit me[ice-t]No a ***** aint one[marquis]Ah, you know a ***** aint oneOutro:[ice-t]You know what I am sayingI got problems my mother*****in rent marquisBut a ***** aint one[brother marquis]Maybe got yourself nothing man*****ingRaggingSpanking*****s nigger[ice-t]A ***** aint oneI got a problems stay out here on the streetsWith the police tryin to take them outYou knowBut a ***** aint oneGot problems mother*****ersBuying my recordsBut a ***** aint one[brother marquis]***** em all***** em mother*****er[ice-t]You know what I am sayingA ***** aint oneGot problems man[brother marquis]All of mother*****ers kiss my mother*****in ass
