Insane Clown Posse - Cotton Candy Lyrics
(laughter)One ***** licken, comin up!Whats your name handsome?Clyde, ms. virginia, a pleasure to see you.Oh my, youre all ***** too, like ms. margeAre you going to suck the poison out too?Do you know whats under my apron?No maam, I aint never looked...a ***** like I got, I guess.No clyde, its a nice big cunt.My name is shaggy but some call me saggy ballsCuz you can see my ball sack hangin out my drawersI wear short shorts, *****es stop and stareLater on you see me partin through their cotton hairI need a bytchI always gotta check and askHow many corn dogs been to the cotton patchAnd when I ***** bytches thats what Im tryna doMy nuts is people so Im tryna stuff em in there tooCotton candyIt wasnt made for the mouthYou dont believe me?Then take a look and then southRotten candy, is what youll find without a doubtI stick my wang in the cotton hole and then Im outJump steady, rude boy, and nate the mac,They huntin cotton, and shaggy shag know where its atSo dont be stingy, theres more than one wicked clownAnd bytch you got enough cotton here to go aroundNow some bytches wanna go and shave the cotton off, straight to the candyIm with itI wont get lostThats why I bring the clippers with meThey comin in handyWhen you ***** around with the cotton candy(chorus)Heyyyyyyyyyyyyy cotton candyYeah hey hey,Cotton candy dont get wet until its in your mouth she told me (2x)My name is jThe kiddies call me jitty pantsCuz I can play the flute and make my dick start to danceLike a snake I make it shake, rattle, and rollAnd this year my balls made it to the cotton bowlUnlike shaggy, hes scared of the cotton pieI ate so much cotton candy I got pink eyeI can remember the first time I had a tasteShe pulled her panties down and stuck the cotton in my faceI said your daddys homeShe said so *****in whatI tried to take my ding-a-ling and stick in her buttI tried to push it inI couldnt turn it outShe said cotton candy dont get wet until its in your mouth!Ohhh shit, so what was I to do?Run like a bytch, or have the cotton stew?I thought for a second, then I said what the *****I ate so much cotton that my tongue came out her butt!Bblblbllll bytch, Ill have another bowlMy boys had to come and get me cuz I lost controlOn our way out I had a new attitudeIm like lets go eat some more ***** dude!(chorus)Marge, you know where the money is. you get it and hold it forMiss vicki while I kiss her *****.Sure, clyde, honey.Okay clyde, now before you kiss my ***** lips, lick the insides of my thighs,Here and here. yes, it helps get ***** warmer.Yes, maamThats it, clyde, nice and slow. oh, thats nice, clyde baby.(chorus)Nice and slow. oh, thats nice, clyde baby. oh god! oh! lick the hairs of my*****! ohh-oh thats nice clyde! keep licking!Keep licking! oh my *****, come on, clyde!(chorus)Go ahead and suck you bastard.Oh lick it, oh! *****! lick moreSuck it, suck it, suck mother*****er, suck!