Insane Clown Posse - Headless Boogie Lyrics
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na (4x)Aaahhhh!Its friday night, dark, scary,Lonely walkin through the park cemetery.And its foggy, cold and smoggy.I hear a dog, a howlin doggie.Im scared, shoulda brought a shotgunWouldve, shouldve, but I aint got one.But Ill watch my back, and whats that?The caretaker, a dirty old hunchback.Better run, hide, quick, fast,Hes comin for my ass wit a- shovel.Nowhere to run or to hide but a gravepit,So I dove in, I did the dumb shit.Took a fall, even at 6 foot.Down the stairs hit a floor,And through a door.Into a whole new world of stiffs,Bodies, heads, and sexy little dead chicks.Club lights, sounds, bass.Djs spinnin with maggots on their face.But what I saw next that really took me.Uhh! they did the headless boogie!(chorus):Hey, yo! I heard that ya died. (la la)***** that! its time to get live! (la la)Dead bodies lets all take a ride!Lead to the left and slide! (the headless boogie)Hey, yo! I heard that ya died. (la la)***** that! its time to get live! (la la)Dead bodies lets all take a ride!Lead to the left and sliiide!(end chorus)Awwww yeah!We dug up the finest *****es in the graveyard.So cmon down!And if you aint come to get your funk out,Then get the ***** out, *****!They all stand straight, and swing to the side. (uh!)No heads, but they feet still glide. (uh-huh!)Take a step back, twist and dive. (yeah!)I even seen kurt cobain gettin live!No heads, but they all funky!And drunk, drinkin old spunky!Dont be shy, everyones able.Hit the floor leave your nugget on the table.And kick step, but when you do kick soft,If theyre dead, your legs might fall off.The whole time, I cant belive, I cant concieve,I dont wanna... leave.Hooooooe!Im kickin into a freak with no head.No face but the rest is straight.Shes wit it, I hit it like a... g.Her back fell off.... ugh! excuse me.Zombies, mummies, and frankenstein.Drinkin cisco disco dead wine.Dead stiffs, comin through the door.Heads, fingers, and limbs on the floor.Im gettin drunk, I wanna be down.Whats up? I wanna be the headless clown! (heh hehehehe!)They rolled out the jigsaw and got raw.That ended it all, I did the headless boogie.(chorus)Hey yo! ***** that voodoo claw shit, *****!You comin freakin with the real dead juggalos.So come on by, and well chop your nugget offSo you can freak that shiiit!(chorus)(chorus w/fade out at end)~j talking to shaggs~
