Insane Clown Posse - I Want My Shit Lyrics
It was like march, april*****in lebra (*****in, um, shit)Torus, born in 1775Im like 300 and somethin, but Im still aliveI used to hang with the original, billy the kidYou probably think Im only playin but, I didMy daddys were a 2 headed freak showMama a fortune tella, azmerella zellaAnyway they had sex on a oija boardAnd I was born the next day(who? ) violent jWhen I was 14 I tripped on the train trackAnd I was crushed right there, on the steel rackIm out cold, they though it would ***** me upI got up and itched my butt, and Im like, what?Everybody tripped and called me the clown devil boy,Child of the witch heifer, whateverTied me up burned me and threw stonesHad a few scrapes and cuts, smokey nutsAfter that they started bowin and shitPrayin to me, you know how those primatives getI said get off my dick I aint a saviorIm what ya call a juggalo, and all I want is my flava4 simple things in this ***** before I dieI want a rusty axI wanna know voodooA fat ***** named bridgetAnd a little sip of faygo tooTill I get my shit in this motha *****aI will neva die!(ah, hell yeah, so anyway...)50 years passed all my homeys are old ass *****sI aint even got hair on my nutsI left the village in the search of my ends,I wrestled alligators, battled terminatorsNothin ever killed me, nothin could harm meI fought in the civil war, yankees armyI walked across enemy lines with a mack 10Man they didnt even have that shit back thenHow you just gonna come in my shit and ***** it up?Well at least make this shit sound real man, damn!I walked acrossed enemy lines with a, lanternSteddy takin cannon balls, to the ballsThe war ended, I traveled the country horse backUntil this fool tried to horse jackHe put his gat to my head and blew my face upDidnt even smear the makeupI took his gun a put a divet in his neckThe sherriff didnt like it, I got endited87 long years in the state penTill they finally forgot why they put me inThey had to let me go, cant hold me on nothinOn they way out they like,Yo aint you like a houndred and somethin?Im said yeah thats right,And I aint gonna die till I get my shit motha*****a!!!I want a rusty axI wanna know voodooA fat ***** named bridgetJust a little sip or twoTill I get my shit in this motha *****aI will neva die!I slept under bridges, lived in a valleyI climbed up mountains, searched the alleysMore years passed and I still aint diedNow Im in detroit on the southwest sideMy homie has an impala blue 67Last night we hit the road pushin one elevenI stuck my head out the window,Ttold em forward the mostAnd let my nugget ping off a light postHahahaha hell yeah cuz,Yeah it hurts a little bit but then ya gotta straight buzzThe world hates me cuz of shit like thisThey always try and kill me but, missI know its odd cuz my face is forever paintedWhen I was born the ***** ass doctor faintedMy tongues a little long I choke people with itLooks kinda nasty, but chicks dig itAnd I told ya my neck can stretch for milesI sorta look like somethin from the x-filesPeople wanna see me die for then a little bitBut Im a juggalo, and as a juggalo I want my shitAnd I aint gonna die till I get it!!!!I want a rusty axI wanna know voodooA fat ***** named bridgetI said faygo ***** mountain dewTill I get my shit in this motha *****aI will neva diiiiiiiiiieeeeee!Diiiiiiieeeeee! (2x)
