Insane Clown Posse - If Lyrics
If I was your tv Id be like look at meIf I was a shooting star Id be like peace!If I was a fat *****es thong Id be like hell naw!If I was a hotties thong Id be like awwww...If I was a cuss word Id just be like *****If I was a rock on the moon Id be chillin like sup?If I was a butthole Id just be an exitIf I was the d.o.c. Id be like man this is bullshitIf I was the tires on your car Id be like neeeaaawwwIf I was the bumper on your car Id be like aww *****If I was a balloon Id be like papIf I was allysa milano Id be *****ing joe bruceIf I was a radio dj Id probably say the point 103If I was a richy ass ***** Id be like umm...okIf I was spin magazine Id put me on the cover and be like ***** us! andI wont read this, even us mother*****er!If I was your mental stress Id be catching upIf I was your headaches every now and then Id be like thonnnkk!!If I was your tongue Id be hating your teeth Id be like man why doYou try to bite me every time we try to eat?If I was a chair Id be like sit hereIf I was kid rock Id cut my feathered wolf hairIf I was your muffler Id be like shhh, quietlyIf I was a price tag Id be like you aint buying meIf I was a fresh ass dj Id be like [records scratch]If I was jam master j Id be like [records scratch]If I was a cheap clock radio Id be like [static]Tune that mother*****er inIf I was barry white Id be like what up yall?If I was nipple in the cold Id be like boingIf I was your dead uncle Id be like .....If I was a raindrop Id just be like dripAnd if I had an ax to your neck I might say chop![chorus]If I was, if I was, but Ill never beIf I was, if I was, but Ill never beIf I was, if I was, but Ill never beIf I was, if I was, but Ill never beIf I was, if I was, but youre killing meIf I was, if I was. but youre killing meIf I was a faygo at one of our shows, Id fly through the air into andOcean of juggalosIf I was andre the giant this is how Id be talkingIf I was father mc Id be like now what happened?If I was a mirror, Id find another mirrorAnd look each other dead in the eye, crystal clearIf I was a slider Id slide out your buttId be floatin in your toilet lookin at you like what?If I was a pilot Id be like this is air traffic controlIf I was john denver Id be like nooooooo!!!!If I was a switch Id be like flick me, yoo-hooIf I was a london cop car Id be like wee-oop wee-oopIf I was chewbacca Id get a fresh ass fadeIf I was vanilla ice Id be like ***** yall. Im still paidIf I was a stop sign Id just be like stopIf I was your wooden leg Id still be giving you the hip-hop[chorus}
