Insane Clown Posse - Joker's Wild Lyrics
[crowd]heeeyyyyyy!Welcome to another exciting episode of darays #1 game show: the jokersWild!Shaggy, tell us something about tonights contestants.Ha haha hey, mudda *****as! get ready for the killer show for this *****!WeGot a cop,We got a judge, and we got a redneck. so step the ***** up and play theJokersWild!(woohoo!)Everybody smile!Guess whos back on your underground dial! (who? )Its the game show host wit the most (violent j)And tonight we gonna have a little pig roast. (hehe-huh)Top copper! its been a long while!Lace up your boots and come on down the aisle.Mr. big man packin that steel.But tonight you aint shit. now spin the *****in wheel!Looks good nice try! now lets see just how you gon die!Lucky, lucky, it landed on carpenter jed.He just pounds nails in your forehead.The pig got lucky that time. but lets take a look.Whos next down the line. oh, the 43rd district judge.Hey pal! remember me? you threw me in jail!Take a spin or Ill snap your neck. the clickers landed.Let me check. the jookie, hey it aint bad at all.We just cut your face off and slap your skull. ~slap!~Whos next for the games and fun? hillbilly earl, cmon down! run!The redneck that siced his dog on me.Now thats gonna cost you a spin buddy!Spin around and around it goes! staple your lips shut, cut off your toes!Then I throw your corpse on top of the pile.Anything goes on the jokers wild.Tell me. who killed seventeen people and later ate their dead bodies?~timer clicking~Jeffrey dommer?No! the correct answer would be your mother!Waaa!Shaggs?Aww shit, mutha *****as. get ready for round 2 in this *****! so if youWantYour *****inNeckbone chopped, step the ***** up and play the jokers wild!Ya like big money and prizes dont ya?Youd probably kill for a big prize wont ya?You little *****! its your turn to spin. (ding ding ding)Free money!Now spin again. oh goody, now unzip your drawers.Im gonna clip this chain on your balls!Raise you upsidedown for the big batta.Now we bust your head like a piniata! (yeahhhh!!)The audience loves that shit!Listen to em scream when your forehead splitsWait, cut to a break! oh shit dat-damn uh, we got guts on the camera.The jokers wild is brought to you by: faygo!Everybody sing! send yo momma straight up to tha sto! tell that *****ToBring home aFaygo!Welcome back to the carnival show! heres your chance for the big moneyCashFlow!Hit your buzzer, pull your lever! joker, joker, lemon!We sever your head! pick a door! 1,2,or 3Its the same behind every door, me!Theres no escape. now gimme that bald head!The crowd cant help, look, their all dead!And they just watchig their doom.We broadcast from hell to your living room.I ripped off his neckbone, wicked clown style.Anything goes on the jokers wild.Its time to play hit or miss! contestant #1, open your mouth!Contestant #2,Get ready!Will he hit or miss?~spear hitting~He hit![crowd] yeaahhhhh!Whats next? !We got money, we got cash, we got prizes! we got blood, we got *****s, weGot*****Dead *****es! on the jokers wild!I got my yellow suit, and my purple tie.Somebodys gonna die! oh, my!Its mr. thompson my next door neighbor.Always *****in! yellin from the kitchen... window.See he died then he went to hell, though.We meet again! I got my own game show.Spin the wheel cuz I just cant ***** around.~rrrrrrinnnnnnngg!~Bonus round!Oh, shit! the end of the game. bonus round.We goin out with a bang! you got a chance for money and prizes!You got a chance at death too! (eheheh)So get ready, Im comin at ya fast!Your chance for freedom at last!Four questions. so are ya ready jack?Uhhh, i-i think so...Load the gun!The governor...Beechpot?Yes! the square root of 2...Uhhh...Correct! nutsacks dont belong in...Buttcracks?Richboys eat...Caviar?Nooo! the correct answer is bullets!~machine gun fire~Oh hoho! oho geez! oh! well, this is big chipperwinks saying so longTillNext weekFolks! seeya later! goodbye!~laughing in the background~Thats it. go home.Crowd: awwwwww!
