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He He He

Oh shit he’s here

Hi

Hi ya doing

Is this the right place for that furniture ahh

Yeah sure is come on in

Pretty nice place you got here cobwebs are a nice touch So that’s the couch eh

Yeah we got some um take a look at the apolstry right there

That’s pretty *****in nice I haven’t seen Whoa, you all right there?

Excuse me real apolstry

I ain’t seen nothin like that since shit, like back in the

Mother *****er

You want my couch

You mother *****er

I need your muther *****in brain

You can’t have my couch

What da the ***** you thinking

Now come here you big fat muther *****er get on the table

I was never popular this I’ll admit ***** school

School never liked me cool

All the kids would always beat me till I’m half dead

Make fun of the size of my forehead

But that shit never bothered me

See momma and mother they owned a lot of property

They had a science lab in the basement

And that’s where my free time

Well were my time was spent

I made a mouse with a chicken head it clucked 3 times

Cluck Cluck Cluck then it was dead

I made a lot of things though

Like a frog with a turkey neck it was tha shit yeah

But im still lonely I need a homie

So I collected limbs and made me a zombie

I could have made me a girlie friend

But ***** that I got my girlie right here yeah

You can call me mad professor

I will make a friend for me

You can call me mad professor

We will rule eternity

So this is like where you live

That’s right why you don’t like it

I mean oh my god it’s dirty

Do you like?

Hehe Shut up *****

Give me your tippie toes

I used some many body parts it was crazy

I killed a whole bunch of muther *****er like what 80

They all chipped in on my special friend

Everything helps even if you got a finger to lend come on

I hear the other children outside

Keep it down you little *****es I’ll skin your *****in hide

Trunks full this parts wack

Somehow I gotta attach this nut sack

Shit ***** I’m sawing of an elbow

Looking at the meter on my quazar zifter low

Or better yet look out the *****in window

I see a storm comin it’s all most time to roll

Screw the head on come on come

It’s the dugish rugish bone

OK it’s time hit the switch turn it up a hertz

***** shit didn’t work

You can call me mad professor

I will make a friend for me

You can call me mad professor

We will rule eternity

Hey

Hey you call for a wrecker

Sure did come on in

I got the truck ready out side I’m gonna go ahead

Oh muther *****o what you’d hit me

With a *****in frying pan or somethin

What the *****,

You crazy muther *****o ow that shit hurts

Come here

I’m gonna ***** you up

Get back here

He’s trying to kill me

It wasn’t always easy let me tell ya

But ***** that uhh cause I ain’t no failure

I put the shit with the veins and snip that wait a minute

You here that

Yeah

It’s alive I just gotta wake it up

Hand me that rock and lime

Pour it in the cup and give it to his ass wait hold up pause

I ain’t cleaning his draws man ***** that

Get him set get 'im ready its all most time

Paint his ugly ass face up almost like mine

I see him twitching I’m on a roll

He can help me tell the whole world about the carnival

Turn the hertz all the way up for this shit

And just wait for that lightning bolt to hit

Did it work you make the call?

Shaggy?

What up Y’all?

You can call me mad professor

I will make a friend for me

You can call me mad professor

We will rule eternity (3x)

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