Insane Clown Posse - The Neden Game Lyrics
Host Intro)Let's meet contestant #1He's a schitzophrenic serial killer clownWho says women love his sexy smile.Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon.Sharon, what's your question?(Sharon)Contestant #1, I believe first impressions last forever,So let's say you were to come over to my parents' houseAnd have dinner with me and my family.Tell me what you'd do to make that first impression really stay.Let's see, hmm, well I'd have to think about itI might show up in a tux, ha! But I doubt it.I'd probably just show up ***** like I always doAnd look your mama in the eye and tell her ***** you!Hurry up ***** I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti,I'd pinch her limpy ass and tell her get the food ready!Your dad would probably start trippin and get me pissedI'd have to walk up and bust him in his *****in lips!It's dinner time, we're hearin grace from your motherI pull a 40 out and pour some for your little brotherI'm standing staring at your sister, I'll tell you thisYou know for only 13 she got some big tits!After that, your dad would try to jump againAnd only this time I'd put the 40 to his chin!After your mom does the dishes and the silverware,I'd try to ***** her till I nut in my underwear!!!!(Host)Now let's meet contestant #2,He's a psycopathic derranged crackhead freakWho works in the Dark Carnival.He says women call him Stretch Nuts.Sharon, let's hear your question.(Sharon)I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions,A man who expresses himself in his own special way#2, if you fell in love with me, exactly how would you let me know?First in, I could never love youYou sound like a richy *****, yo ***** you!But if I did, I'd probably show you that I care,By takin all these other motha *****ers outta here!I'd go through your phonebook and whack em allAnd find contestant #1 and break his *****in jaw! (wha?)Anyone who looked at ya, would have to payI'd be blowin *****in nuggets off all day!Grab your titties, and stretch em down past your waistLet go, and watch em both spring up in your faceI'd sing love songs to ya, the best I canGet ya ***** and hit it like a cavemanThen we'd go through the beach and walk in the sandI'd throw a little in your face and say I'm just playinAs you spit it all out, I'll rub your backGrab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack!!!!(Host)Well it sounds like contestant #2 is just overflowing with sensitivity Sharon,It's a tough choice so far,Sharon, let's have your last questionAnd see which one is gonna win the right to your neden.(Sharon)Ok, if we were at a dance club,And you both noticed me at the same time,Tell me, how would you each get my attentionAnd what would your pick up lines be?Whoever's the smoothest wins!Ok, first, I'd slide up to the barAnd tell you that I can't believe how *****in fat you are!I'd tell ya that I like the way you make your titties shake,And if you lost a little weight you'd look like Rikki Lake.***** that! You'd be jackin me quick!I'd order you a drink, and stir it with my dickAnd then to get your attention in a crowded place,I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face!Yeah, freak her with your nuts, yeah that'll get her!Tell her that she's fat, yeah, that'll work even better!Look, ***** you, I gotta strong rap shitYou don't want contestant #2 he's mad whackI walked into a bar, and there he wasStanding on a bucket (eeeuuugghhh) tryin ta ***** itIt was a big *****ing smelly ass farm llamaDamn dawg!How you gonna diss yo mama
