Insane Clown Posse - The Shaggy Show Lyrics
From southwest detroit deep within zug islandsIndustrial waste deopository,Its shaggy time!!!Hey, how ya doin down thereIts nice to see ya, alright!Waddup yall? welcome to the showIm shaggy like you dont *****in knowThis is my sidekick, fat patHe goes, hahahaha, and all of that (thats right)Anyway on my way here I almost diedThis ***** in front of me was like 105They worry about drunks and late night truckersOld ass *****es tryin to kill motha *****asThis ladys got her left blinker on for an hour or more then she makes a right into my side doorThis comedy shits gettin oldThe game is to be sold, not to be toldYou can feel the excitment right?Snoop dogg is with us tonightHahaha thats what Im sayinOn the shaggy show, shit we aint playinAnd that aint it, also on the showAnotha motha *****a that well, most of ya knowYou see em with me a lot, hes like a brotherViolent js in this motha *****aI like that kid violent jHey mike whats up? how ya doin today?Just great shaggs well thats greatNow lets give a hand, to mike e. clarkAnd that gangsta funk band!Well be right back with violent j!Do your homies have money? are you broke?YeahDo *****es look at you like some kind of joke?Straight up!Theres nothin you can do except get your phdPlaya hatas degree?Thats right.Awww hell yeahPlayer haters academy located on welfarmIn detroit offers the finest in playerhation tacticsYeah thats rightSuch as the ***** haterHey man ***** that fine ass *****!Or the look shookerYo ***** I may be ugly but at least I aint got no money!Or the never ending shooting starJust cuz he got a car he wanna be drivin that *****!Get your phd and join a nation of playerhationWord up!Ok, my first guest, hes nutty as hellHe just served a half a year in the county jailNow hes back, for now at leastHey violent js in this ***** ass pieceWaddup yall? whats happeninBeen 6 months and my dick aint haven itIf I dont hurry up and get me some assI might bust this nut on your tv glassAnyway Im workin on my brand new shitA brand new group with my homies twiztidIts called dark lotus, should I play some for yall?Hell nahNow I been hearin a little about this and thatAbout you havin some kinda panic attackTell us, um is it true?And when you have one, what tha ***** do you do?Well Ill be sittin there enjoyin a coffeeAnd then all of a sudden Im like, get off me!Then I start chokin out pedestriansUntil they give me my shot of calafalestrienBut thats all over now and thats thatIm a perfectly normal necropheliacJust dont test me, or pull strings forget itI might grab your neck and do bad things with itWell on that note, thank you j, for realWell just pop you one of them selopian pillsTake your ass back stage and relaxSnoop dogg is commin up next!!!Stay right here well be right backI like my chili hot, as a matter of factI like my chilli so God damn hot,That you can cook a hogs ass in a spoonfullWhen a workin man such as myself wants a little hot fixinI reach for that bottle of mammas God damn hot chiliSmooth tender chunks with chili beansFilled with mammas hot bastard bacon bitsAnd drizled with just the right amount of thick savery sauceDrippin with noodle nuggets and texas tough onionsMmmm mmmmm thats hot, God damn hot!Ask for it by nameThanx fellas, alright yo were backMy next guest pioneered the sound of rapHes come a long way from the lbcPlease welcome snoop d o double gLook up in the sky its a bird its a planeIts the big dogg yo *****in wit the insaneClowns, get down nigga I represent the townHey yo violent j lets go half on this poundI stay gangsta lay fine, I drop the bombThey call me snoop dogg and I can raise your armSo any dick that seem to disagree with meStep up and watch your motha *****in ass meet defeatSnoop, what? , you got platnium on your wallWhere all the fools starin scratch there ballsThey wanna be like you, they wanna try ta steal your flowsYo, why is that so?Its like everywere I look, and everywere I goSome ***** ass nigga tryin to steal my flowBut I dont pay em no attention, oh should I mentionIm all about the money and riddin in cars with suspensionBounce makin on the corners smokin dopeSmokin that weed hangin out with my lopes and folksDont give a ***** about nothin at allThats why Im known to the worldAs big motha *****in snoop dogg, niggaSnoop dogg everybodyNow we gotta bring a close to the partyThanx violent j, my lopeAnd thank you snoop for that bag of smokeJoin us next time for the showWell have that one ***** from letters to cleoThats it for now, Im out this *****Hey yo gangsta funk, show em how ya got rich!
