Insane Clown Posse - The Stalker Lyrics
The stalkerYeah, the stalkerIm gonna stalk this hoochie (repeat)So Im grippin this old piece of shit, rightHeres this smoochie-poo at the stop lightHows about date?2 tickets for the circus, pick ya up at 8***** no, youre loserYeah, but Ill stick my boot up your assBut I aint nagginTo the next light in my pink volkswagonOh, excuse me ho, Im violent j act like ya knowViolent j the country singer?No, violent j the southwest gangstaroAnd the ***** was gone (awww)And I followed her home (aaahhh!)Cause I got it goin on (hooo!)And Im in the haugh (yup)Parked in a spot good enough to hawk herThings you do when yous a stalkerSo what happened?Well I really dont like to talkAbout it but he ruined my lifeI mean he was everywhere, everywhere I wentThe stalkerI think that ditso likes me, yeahShe tells you to ***** off with such classI think that ditso likes meYeah go on and get that ass!Well the stalker, stalks his targetJust happened to see her at the supermarketOh, hi, hey, that peanut butter sucksYou would like jiffy but it aint got no nutsWhy dont ya try theseShe ran away scared and Im starin at her butt cheeksCause I know she love meShe wanna tease and tease n rub and dub meHello?Hi, its meHello?You love meHello?I love youHello? hello?Biggitty-bi booIm back in the stone brick houseCandle light dinner and some mexican chow,Yo I know she gonna show upTick tock tick tock no luckPeep through her window jack off in the backyardSomebody pulled a jokers cardAnd you know when jokers caught yaThings you do when yous a stalkerAre you ok?I dont know, because I know hell be back he always comes backIll never be able to lead a normal life again its okayThe stalkerI think that ditso likes me yeahShe tells you to ***** off with such classSaid I think that ditso likes meYeah, go on and get that ass!Im gonna stalk this hoochie (hoochie coochie hoochie)Im gonna stalk this hoochie (smoochie coochie hoochie)Ive been honkin for about 2 weeksAnd I aint even got a *****in kiss on the cheekShes with some ***** faceIm gonna put that college boy in a neck braceIve gotta just chillShe loves me lots and thats for realThat night I snuck in the back doorWith a bucket of chicken and bottle of faygoTip-toe tip-toe creepin cause I know my baby sleepinSnuck in the bedroom looked through aaahhh!!She stuck me in the eye with a broom.....pulled it outPopped my eye back in and I cant find herRan through the bedroom, ran through the living roomRan through the bathroom, gotta take a dooNow I stress, pullin out my hairI think I heard that ***** upstairsUp the steps, wicked clown, then I hear a clickinSoundHoney is that you?Hows bout a kissie smoochie pooHer daddys gun to my nuggetNever liked the ***** anyway, ***** itWhatd you do?I tried run but he was always right there just ahead of me.He would always catch me and hurt meI think that ditso likes me yeahShe tells you to ***** off with suck classI think that ditso likes meYeah, go on and get that ass (5x)I also like to blow holes into the heads of rednecks
