Insane Clown Posse - Three Rings Lyrics
~rrrinnnggg~Hello?You have a collect call from cukoo. please answer the followingQuestion yes or no.Will you pay for the call?Is this on?Gather round my wealthy friends,And endure the horrifying sightsOnly your worst nightmares could produce.Actual human beings of a deformed nature.Come at once, and come and endulge yourselfIn our own twisted amusement of anothers misfortune.Yes, ladies and gentlemen.Enter our 3 ring show of freaks!Ring one, a-dung-a-dung-dung.My names violent j and I staple my tongueTo the desk in school, then I run down the hall.Scarin the shit outta all of yall *****es!Which is why you dont invite mine to your partyJust cuz I dont look like everybody.I guess youre just a bunch of rich boys.***** boys. scary. blblbblah!And whats the big deal about my neck.Just because now and then I like to let it stretch upA couple feet to get a better sight.Is that any reason to scream and run in fright?No! so, now how ya gon act?So what if I got another arm growin outta my back.I guess Im just another freak show thingAnd now they got me in the 3 rings.(chorus):3 ring. a ding a ding ding. people love to point and stare.3 ring. a ding a ding ding. its the same as everywhere.(end chorus)(chorus)Ring two! how do ya do? Im shaggy 2-dope.Chicken-faced *****! (who? )You dont try to front hoe.Try to play me out just cuz Im runnin wit the side show.So maybe theres the leg growin out my neck.But, dont jet baby, huh, not yet.Popped out the neden like a pund of lead.Doctor blew his back, rolled and dropped me on my head.Oh shit! I knew it had to ***** up my circuits.Cuz, when I was 2, my momma left me at the circus.Abandoned at the carnival, with the freak showsLike bat-boy, hermaphrodite, and old man crow.But then I escaped to the ghetto zone.Started a crew of my own mutha *****a, Im not alone.So dont be stickin your finger in my face stank.Or your stomach might recieve a shank from the 3 rings.(chorus)(chorus)I certainly hope youre enjoying yourselves, here, at our 3 ringExhibit. but,To be honest, iReally dont see whats so *****in funny about it. these *****in peopleAreReal!Ring 3, the icp! look if you want,But I wouldnt lay a hand on me.Thats how you get *****ed up.Well squeeze your windpipes shut.Yo! Im a nerd, word. I drink thunderbird.Half-snake woman kicked my love to the curb.She busted in to my tent now Im *****ed.Had the fat-bearded lady in the buck. ugh!.***** that. ***** suck that.I was born with a wang, but I never had a nutsack.Its two balls hangin wit no protection, so,I move real careful and slow.You can call me a wierdo, call me a freak.Call me don knotts cuz Im gettin at it every week. uh!So come see the carnival and throw me your change, *****.I chill with the 3 rings.(chorus)(chorus)Well, thats it. I hope youre satisfied. I hope you had a good time,You *****ing heartlessBastards! you saw what you wanted, so grab your *****ing kids and thatFat, flop of shitWife of yours, and get the ***** out of our circus tent! you cold-heartedSons of *****es!You think they looked *****ed up? just wait till I kick your *****in lipsIn a couple times!Youll be sittin up here like a *****, and well be laughin at yourFolded ass. theyll callYou lumpy. after I done puttin knots all over your *****in forehead. yeah!Hey, hey littleBoy! come here, howd you like it if I tied your neck in a knot? you*****in little *****!Come here, Ill *****in shove that corndog up your ass! get the ***** outtaHere! the shows*****in over. get the ***** outta here, you *****in heartless bastards.
