Insane Clown Posse - Wizard Of The Hood Lyrics
Wizard of the hoodOne time, the icp with this shitFor you and your boys to say "***** yeah" toYo, g, kick some of that shit about the wizard and all thatDrop a psycho beat and go on and rap, bald-headed *****Aw shit, homeboy, you should of seen meI was flipped at the party drinking a fifth of mdStraight passed-out on his mother's bedWith seven cans of brew going through my headDreaming, i was sipping on faygoWith my dope posse, hear comes a tornadoHuh, i can't run no whereCause the whole damn house was spinning through the air (damn!)And don't laugh just yetAnd it bland my mother*****ing eyes betAnd here comes a three and a half foot pimpWith a blue zoo suit and a mack daddy limpYo, i gotta grip on my weaponCuz this midget mother*****er and his boys are stepping"oh my, look at the witchYou crushed and killed that wicked old *****"And they saying that i'm doomedCuz i killed some ho that rides on a broom***** this, i'm going back to where i stayAnd i walking down the yellow brick alleywayInterlude (contains samples from "wizard of oz" and "ghetto zone")Well, go on mother*****er!Now i'm roaming just like bassheadEverybody know just where the alley ledAnd don't say you don't knowWhich way to go, yo, there go the scarecrowI ain't playing this bullshit no moreSo i whip out the nigger play the double-fourBest tell my ass how to get backOr i'll blow the straw out your *****ing headYou wanna see the wizard?***** yeah, i doGet me off this pole and i'll come with youYou know the wizYeah, its the road for himThen he gave me on a 'geneNow i gotta bullet for himSo me and the crow was walking on bricksSpitting and cussing and holding our dicksThinking, damn, this ain't how the movie goesI ain't seen one mother*****ing rainbowAin't a fresh pair of kicks in the landJust what you thought, there go the tin manHow to get to the wizard?What the *****I ain't saying shit until you oil me upI don't see any mother*****ing oil, broOil me up with a forty of red bullHuh, just like the book saidTin man was stumbling like a crackheadOld-ass rusted out metalBut we was on our way to see the wizard of the ghetto"somewhere over the rainbow"(shut the) ***** up, ********gunshots***Damn, this ain't kansas, hoThis is the southwest mother*****ing ghetto zone, *****So pick your skank ass upAnd you and toto get the ***** onYeah, we've come a long wayDrop the mother*****ers all the way to del rayAnd i'm a wonder land story book touristGripping that .44 we coming up to the forestAnything could be out thereLions, tigers, maybe a bearHoods and hoodlums and theives, oh my (3x)I'm a kick somebody in they *****in' eyeDon't ***** with me at a time like thisI'll send out a bullet guarenteed won't missSo i just move and the hooks are flyingYou've come and buck with the *****ing lionI want rings, chains, any kind of goldOr what?Or i'm a let this nine unfoldMan, ***** this, come back to del rayThere you can rob mother*****ers any dayCrackheads, hoes, whatever you can nameCatch all the rich ones coming out the ball game (yeah)So finally we was at the castleAnd with the guards, we got no hastleThey all just got the ***** out our wayI guess even in oz they know of violent jInterludeYo, where's the mother*****ing wizard stayWho wants to know? violent-psychopath-jI wanna word with him at gun pointCuz there's no place like detroitWelcome to the wizards kingdomThe wizard of the ghetto as its saidWelcome to the wizards kingdomSorry, mother*****er, this is where you'll stayScarecrow, you ain't shit to meAnd the lion ain't shit but a snack for threeTin man, don't take me for a suckerI'll chew your ass up and spit bullets out, mother*****erWe let it rain,Seventy-nine slugs to his *****ing brainThen i stepped back cool and calmCuz the tin man was dropping cluster bombsEverybody know about car jackingSo me and the fellas went home mackingJumped in a smooth-ass rideDrop top geo says "wiz" on the sideGripped it back to the hood where we came fromAnd that shit was funNext thing i knew i was back at the partyGot up and was finning to tell everybodyBut i just let it passCuz i know they'll laugh at my drunk ass
