J.F.A. - Barney Friday Lyrics
Barney and Friday - Were two cats who didn't have nine livesBarney and Friday - Were only here what seemed a short timeBarney and Friday - Didn't have that lame fetch dog personalityBarney and Friday - Were way too tuned for this realityBarney and Friday - Don't tell me dogs are smarterBarney and Friday - Cuz I know betterBarney and Friday - Cats know what people are all aboutBarney and Friday - That's why they'd rather be left outBarney was already deadSo was Friday but I didn't want to realize itSo I went to the pound anywayWhere they keep the dogs foreverBarking, barking, barking-barking-barkingBut the cats are in cages marked 1, 2 and 3All proud, they don't make any soundJust a casual glance, till the hammer came down(Some destroyed the day they were found)Barney and Friday - Were two cats who didn't have nine livesBarney and Friday - Were only here what seemed a short timeBarney and Friday - Didn't have that lame fetch dog personalityBarney and Friday - Were way too tuned for this realityBarney and Friday - Cats are treated like garbageBarney and Friday - They know what we're aboutBarney and Friday - That's why they don't buy into the training shitBarney and Friday - They'd rather be left outFix your animalsToo bad we can't fix youStupid mother*****erLame ass redneck attack dog moron
