Jellyfish - Ignorance Is Bliss Lyrics
Wake up!Miss Toadstool, it is I, your one and only King,Bowser KoopaI'm a turtle as you seeA little slow and alittle greenBut I'm the whole I'd saySupa DupaPrincess Toadstool, I know you're freightenedBut if you knew just why you're hereYour fear would just be heightenedSo let's just sayIgnorance is blissWell, I'd wait to be a bummerI've brought you here to bring me plumbersYou know those brothersOh, what's their name?Oh yes, Mario and LuigiJust sound of them makes me quesyI'd like to take that monkey wrenchI'd play my own gamePrince Toadstool, you're so misguidedI've never found of bookwormsBut then again this one does make good Mario baitI can't waitIgnorance is bliss!With my magic bookI'll shower those crumsy lizards with my powerUntil dinosaur land is nothing but fossil fuelMy only problem with these spellsIs that I know not what they tellSo every hex leaves me perplexedAnd all I want are those plumbing foolsPrincess Toadstool, you're not so cleverAll your words are alphabet soupA picture tells it betterI'll say it again!Ignorance is Bliss!Haven't you heard a picture's worth 1000 wordsYou call yourself a princess but you're a brainiac in a dressI can't believe you waste time with these booksyou remind me of my kid sistershe read so much she got a blisterA big one, I mean big, on her brain, what a snook!!(I'd like to get my hands on...just one time with a monkey wrench...I'd fix their plumbing)Princess Toadstool, I know you're freightened (So misguided)But if you knew just why you're hereYour fear would just be heightenedPrincess Toadstool, you're not so clever (Pictures say it better)All your words are alphabet soupA picture tells it betterFor the last time-On second though, I think I've made my point....