Jewel - Spivey Leaks Lyrics
Spivy Leeks was a drip of a manI met him washing dishes in a local cafeAnd he told me if...were fishesHe'd steal all their scales and he ... awaySpivy Leeks was an introvertLike a broken radioHe'd make your day real longAn end result, ... time he looked up women's skirtJust trying to figure out what was right from what was wrongHe was looking for Jesus in all the wrong placesThere in my hole, save his soulSpivy Leeks, It's time to go homeSpivy Leeks was an odd looking manHe looks just like a pool tableShoved into jeansAnd he thought that he possessed a secret powerAnd no matter what he did, he would be redeemedSpivy Leeks lived at the local 7-11He looked at dirty magazines most everydayHe studied those pictures like he studied the BibleHe thought that they were angels and that he'd been savedHe was looking for Jesus in all the wrong placesThere in my hole, save his soulSpivy Leeks, It's time to go homeSpivy Leeks robbed a liquor storeInstead of a gun, he used a candy barHe told the cashiers that he was their saviourBut his holiness,His holiness and his Baby Ruth didn't get him very farSpivy Leeks died a glorious deathDown on main streetIt was quite a public siteAnd as Mr. Sheriff man was about toBlow him to piecesHe said "Hallelujah, I'm coming home tonight
