Jimmy Buffett - Ho Ho Ho & A Bottle Of Rhum Lyrics
(lyrics by jimmy buffett & ross kunkel-Music by jimmy buffett roger guth & peter mayer)Santas stressed out as the holiday season draws nearHes been doing the same job now going on two thousand yearsHes got pains in his brain and chimney scars cover his bunsHe hates to admit it, but christmas is more work than funHe needs a vacation from bad decorations and snowMr. claus has escape plans, a secret that only he knowsBeaches and palm trees appear night and day in his dreamsA break from his wife, his half frozen lifeThe elves and that damn reindeer teamHo ho ho and a bottle of rhumSantas run off to the caribbeanHe thinks about boat drinks and fun in the sunHo ho ho and a bottle of rhumPlastic creations and crass exploitations arent goodHe wants to go back to simple toys made out of woodJust for the weekend hed like to be peter panGet out his long johns and dance with a sword in the sandChorus:Ho ho ho and a bottle of rhumSantas run off to the caribbeanMarimbas, calimbas, hes playing steel drumsHo ho ho and a bottle of rhum(bridge)Chorus:Ho ho ho and a bottle of rhumSantas run off to the caribbeanMarimbas, calimbas, hes playing steel drumsHo ho ho and a bottle of rhumHo ho ho and a bottle of rhumSantas run off to the caribbeanA week in the tropics and hell be all rightSporting a tan as he rides out of sight(over the drums)Merry christmas to all and to all a good night