Jimmy Buffett - Morris' Nightmare Lyrics
Morris nightmareBy: jimmy buffett1978-- spoken:This is another new song wed like to do for you now. its a, tells theStory of a lovely cruise ship couple. you know in november, the snowbirdsStart heading south down there, and youve seen them with the matching beltAnd shoes, condo commandos, you know. so uh, hey thats good shit. I smellIt, alright, ooh. we better start this song before I get hungry. this isCalled morris nightmare.Down in the islands where the happy folks stayEverybody do what bwana jim sayHe say its ok, its okYou can do what you wannaDo what you likeTwist a big ol numberRide a motorbikeIts alright, its alrightDance to the drumDrink a lot of rumLove till you come to a stopSwing like a monkey in a coconut treeSing like the dolphins in the deep blue seaSing its alright, its alright-- spoken:How does fred neil do it? come on jay spellYou know people in the city got nowhere to goThey used to go to bars now they go to discosNo, no, no disco (uh-uh, no)They never see the sunThey hardly see the moonThey barely see the ground til the snow melts in juneUptight, its out of sightSo they save a little moneyTake a little tripThey only see the islands from a tacky cruise shipBuy a little liquorBuy some sea shellsHusband tries to sleepWife just yellsMorris, you can sleep when you get homeDown in the islands where the happy folks stayEverybody do what biwana man sayHe say its ok, its okIts alright, its alrightDo what you wanna, do what you like-- spoken:Morris! oh for christs sake morris, you can sleep when you get home. thisIs supposed to be a vacation you know. we come all the way down to miami. weCould go someplace nice like seaworld. I would like to go see, tony orlandoIs playing in miami beach. we could do some nice things like that. but no,What do we do, we have to go down to this goddamn swamp. this is a swampMorris. you call this an island? this is a resort? its full of mosquitoesAnd bugs and just is terrible morris. are you listening to me?*****, *****, *****!
