Jimmy Buffett - You'll Never Work In Dis Bidness Again Lyrics
By: jimmy buffett, michael utley, vince melamed, josh leo,Willie weeks, matt bettonFor all of those who have dared to try, made it, and lived to tell about it.-- spoken:"he told it to the monkeys and they didn't talk back""then he told the old iguana and he didn't attack"They told me before i startedThat it never ever would work outStay in school, don't be a foolBut i had to see what life was aboutSo i went to biloxi seekin' fortune and fameI got hired, i got fired, i got called dirty namesYou'll never (never), never (never), work in dis bidness againYou'll never (never), no never (never)Never work in dis bidness againI knew i needed representationAnd i found it one night in a barHe was a bondsman and a part-time agentAnd he said that he would make me a starHe said', "aaaah, you don't have to be that goodTo make it out in hollywoodYou just have to change and complain"Or you'll never (never), never (never), work in dis bidness againYou'll never (never), no never (never)Never work in dis bidness again(synth and horn instrumental)I parked cars at the rainbowI sold maps of the starsI got my nose broke in spago'sWhen i puked on the barAnd all i played's a double barmitzvah(bubba played a double barmitzvah!)It's a jungle out there (we love it)Hell, i don't careI'm going back to my predator friendsI will never (never), never (never), work in this bidness againNo i'll never (never), no never (never)Never work in this bidness againYou'll never (never), never (never), work in this bidness again-- spoken:"ah, relax, vhere do you tink you're going vit dat suitcase?""i'm outta here!""you're leaving?! vat about my fifteen percent?""fifteen percent of nothin' is nothin'!""young man, you leave now and you'll never...""i'll never...""you'll never...""work in dis...""bizness...""bidness...""again!!"- notes:The parts of jimmy buffett and his manager played by vince melamed