Jimmy Dean - Please Pass The Biscuits Lyrics
(singers)Just picture a lad, between Mom and DadIts Sunday the tables all setTheres uncles, theres aunts, and cousins galoreTheres plenty of food to be etThe blessing is said, they reach for the breadIts a feast a king could affordTheres clatter, theres chatter, but somethings the matterTheres someone whos being ignored(spoken)Uh, would you please pass the biscuits?Uh, would you pass the biscuits please?Same thing ever Sunday since I cant remember whenKinfolks all around the table and the biscuits at tuther endI got a plate of chicken and taters, and a lot of stuff like thatAll, all I need is a biscuit, but I wish youd look where theyre atI guess I could reach across the table,But thats ill-mannered, Mom always saidI wish I had a biscuit, I just cant eat without breadUh, would you pass the biscuitsUh, excuse me, would you please pass the biscuitsAll I want is a biscuit, nobody seems to careIf they wouldnt talk so dog-gone loudThey might be able to hearHot doggies, theyre half-finished eatin and I aint even begunI wish youd look at them biscuits disappear, Ill be luck if I get a oneSame thing ever Sunday, always company to be fedTheyre talkin like theyre wound upBoy, I wish I had a piece of breadHEY!!!! Would, would, would you please pass the biscuitsIt looks like somebody would notice that I aint started eatin yetSure be glad when they get their fill, and go into the parlor and setThen, by golly, I wont have to use my mannersIll just get a biscuit myselfWell, Ill be a monkeys uncle, there aint a biscuit leftThe only day of the week we get Sunday-fedAnd theyve et up all the biscuitsAnd, uh, I just cant eat without bread(singers)Theres something the matter, no bread on the platterAnd he just cant eat without bread
