Jimmy Fallon - Please Don't Wear That Thong Lyrics
This thing right here,is to let all the wives and girlfriends knowwhat we guys are worried about, you knowhow lovely ladies dont get to the gym too muchand now, well, summers here, watch outOoh that dress so small for youlooks like you put on another pound or twosee you shakin' that thing like your all that,take look at yourself cuz your all fatyou like to eat at the ice cream shopscruise to the mall for some dip 'n dotsnot too much food cuz your jeans'll popI really hate it when you bend overshe had a big 'ol butt, butt, buttthighs like a truck, truck, truckbaby hide your gut, gut, gutI think I see her againshe had a big 'ol butt, butt, buttthighs like a truck, truck, trucklike King Kongplease don't wear your thonglisten when I say so, been watchin' that booty growshow some self-controldon't wear that thong, thong, thong, thongsorry but I told ya so, been watchin' that booty growit shows off ya belly rolldon't wear that thong, thong, thongooh your butt's gargantuonand ya know another brother wouldn't stand for itit's like a wrecking ball, so big and roundif I get too close it might knock me downit's hard to find a vacation spot,if ya cruise you could lose cuz the girl and hotshe's on the beach and she should be stopped,cuz she was tryin' to tan all overshe had a big 'ol butt, butt, buttthighs like a truck, truck, truckbaby hide your gut, gut, gutI think I see her againshe had a big 'ol butt, butt, buttthighs like a truck, truck, trucklike King Kongplease don't wear your thong