Joe Diffie - 3rd Rock From The Sun ( CLUB MIX ) Lyrics
She walks into Smokey's one hip at a timeLike a broken field runner slippin' through the lineHe likes the way she looks so he calls the little wife says"Don't wait up for me I'll be workin' late tonight"Wife hangs up the phone, bursts into tearsCalls her sister up and cries "Get over here"Sister tells her boyfriend be back in awhileBoyfriend wants a beer, the store is just a mileHe leaves the motor running he'll only be a minuteHis car drives away with teenagers in itThe driver tells his buddies, got one life to liveThey scream into the night "Let's get it over with"Cause and effect, chain of eventsAll of the chaos makes perfect senseWhen you're spinning round, things come undoneWelcome to Earth third rock from the sunThe kid guns the gas, car starts to swerveHeads for a semi truck, jumps the curbTruck hits a Big Boy in the Shoney's parking lotIt flies through the air takes out the bank clockClock strikes a light pole, transformer sparksLines go down, town goes darkWaitress calls the cops, says she saw it allSwears a giant alien has landed at the mallCops ring up the mayor says there's panic in the streets"We hate to wake you up but we can't find the chief"Mayor says "Use your head if he ain't in his carHe's hiding from his wife, down at Smokey's Bar"Cause and effect, chain of eventsAll of the chaos makes perfect senseWhen you're spinning round, things come undoneWelcome to Earth third rock from the sunCause and effect, chain of eventsAll of the chaos makes perfect senseWhen you're spinning round, things come undoneWelcome to Earth third rock from the sunWelcome to Earth third rock from the sunWelcome to Earth third rock from the sunWelcome to Earth third rock from the sun
