Joe Diffie - I'd Like To Have A Problem Like That Lyrics
I'm not a wealthy man, don't pay for my suntanI work out in the heat and the coldSometimes I'd like to be the big, bad wolf'Stead of just another sheep in the foldI hear the rich man holler 'bout the shrinking dollarAnd cry about a luxury taxThey won't let him write off his lil' eighty-foot yachtI'd like to have a problem like thatYeah, I'd like to have a problem like thatShould I buy the Porsche or the stretch CadillacDo I wanna drive fast or just ride around in the backI'd like to have a problem like thatI saw a celebrity talkin' on the T.V.He looked like a tall Tom CruiseHe's seeing Sheila and Bambi, Linda and CandyThey're burning both ends of his fuseHe says he's suffocating, he needs a vacationFrom all the kissing and hugging, the sweet talk and lovingI'd like to have a problem like thatOh, I'd like to have a problem like thatBe a one-man woman juggling actHow many can you keep in the air before you lose trackI'd like to have a problem like thatI'd like to be too rich, I'd to be too thinI'd like to be too young, I'd like to be too inShould I kiss and tell, write a book on my lifeAnd how much can I get for the movie rightsOh, I'd like to have a problem like thatBe a tabloid star at the checkout rackShould I drag 'em through courtOr tell 'em to kiss my faxI'd like to have a problem like thatGive me those problemsI think that I could solve 'emI'd like to have a problem like that
