Joe Diffie - The Cows Came Home Lyrics
I'm used to havin' my breakfast in bedNever have to lift a finger to butter my breadI keep my baby satisfied if you know what I mean'Cause she told me I'm walkin' talkin' love machineLord, I got the self assurance of a king on a throneCause she told me that she'd love me 'til the cows came homeThe cows came homeThe cows came homeI heard somethin' mooin'Turned around and she was goneLord have mercy, the cows came homeThe whole herd showed up when they heard she'd goneBut I guess it's better than bein' aloneWell the slammin' of the door is like a pie in the faceBut I got enough milk for the human raceI didn't have to clue that there was anything wrong'Cause she told me that she'd love me 'til the cows came homeThe cows came homeThe cows came homeI heard somethin' mooin'Turned around and she was goneLord have mercy, the cows came homeI didn't see the writing on the wallMissed the invitation to the bovine ballI didn't hear no cowbells ringin'Gonna have to face the music that the fat lady's singin'The cows came homeThe cows came homeI heard somethin' mooin'Turned around and she was goneLord have mercy, the cows came home
