Joe Diffie - Third Rock From The Sun Lyrics
She walks into Smoky's one hip at a time like a broken field runnerSlippin through the lineHe likes the way she looks so he calls the little wife says don't waitup for me I'll be working late tonightWife hangs up the phone bursts into tears calls her sister up and criesget over hereSister tells her boyfriend be back in a while boyfriend wants a beer thestore is just a mileHe leaves the motor running he'll only be a minuteHis car drives away with teenagers in itDriver tells his buddies got one life to liveThey spring into the night, let's get it over withchoruscause and effect, chain of events all other chaos makes perfect sensewhen your spinning round, things come undonewelcome to earth third rock from the sunThe kid hits the gas car starts to swerve heads for a semi truck jumpsthe curbTruck hits the bigboy in the Shoney's parking lot flies through the airtakes out the bank clocktransformer sparks, lines go down, town goes darkwaitress calls the cops says she saw it all swears a giant alien haslanded at the mall cops ring up the mayor says there's panic in thestreet we hate to wake you up but we can't find the chiefmayor says use your head if he ain't in his carhe's hiding from his wife down at Smoky's Barchoruscontributed by LISA WHITE
