Joe Jackson - Sunday Papers Lyrics
Mother doesnt go out any moreJust sits at home and rolls her spastic eyesBut every weekend through the doorCome words of wisdom from the world outsideIf you want to know about the bishop and the actressIf you want to know how to be a starIf you want to know about the stains on the mattressYou can read it in the sunday papers, sunday papersMothers wheelchair stays out in the hallWhy should she go out when the tvs onWhatever moves beyond these wallsShell know the facts when sunday comes alongIf you want to know about the man gone bonkersIf you want to know how to play guitarIf you want to know about the other suckersYou can read it in the sunday papers, read it in the sunday papersSunday papers dont ask no questionsSunday papers dont get no liesSunday papers dont raise objectionSunday papers dont got no eyesBrothers heading that way now I guessHe just read something made his face turn blueWell I got nothing against the pressThey wouldnt print it if it wasnt trueIf you want to know about the gay politicianIf you want to know how to drive your carIf you want to know about the new sex positionYou can read it in the sunday papers, read it in the sunday papersSunday papers dont ask no questionsSunday papers dont get no liesSunday papers dont raise objectionSunday papers dont got no eyesSunday papers dont ask no questionsSunday papers dont get no liesSunday papers dont raise objectionSunday papers dont got no eyesRead all about it, sunday papers
