Kanye West - School Spirit Skit 1 Lyrics
Now beat thatAnd your mothers sayin “go to college”So u finish college and its wonderfulU feel so goodAnd after all the partying and crazingAnd don’t forget about that drug habit u picked up at school bein around your peersHey now you’ll get that 25 thou, job a year andYou’ll spend all your money on crack cocaine, but it’ll be you’re your moneyNo more borrowin money from mom for my highSo now you get ur degree tattooed on your back your so excited about itIf u continue to work at the GAP, after several interviews, Oh my god!You’ll come in at an entry level position and when u do thatIf u kiss enough ass, you’ll move up to the next levelWhich is being a secretary’s secretary!And boy is that great, you get to take messages for the secretaryWho never went to collegeShes actually the bosses niece, so now your apart of the familyYou know what college does for you?It makes you really smart manAll you kids want to talk in the back of the class not me, I listened, okI was a hall monitor, This was meant to be,You know how many classes I took, extra classes extra classesNo I’ve never had sex but you know what, my degree keeps me satisfiedWhen a lady walks to me says “hey u know whats sexy?”I say “no, I don’t know what it is, but I bet I can add up all the change in your purse really fast”.
