Kathy Mar - Brownies Lyrics
Chorus: Where are the Brownies when you need them How come the kitchen's still a sight Where are the Brownies when you need them I hope they change their minds and come tonightWoke up this morning and the porch was full of sour milkThe bowl I left the Brownies had been spilled from end to endAnd nothing had been done around my house while I was sleepingI thought the little buggers were my friendsI got a neighbor and I swear her name is Mrs. CleanHer place is just immaculate a picture of delightI asked her for the secret and she told me it was BrowniesThey did it for the milk she left at nightAll right, you Brownies, now I'm gonna give you one last chanceIf I still find this wild disaster when I leave my bedI'm gonna let my fingers wander through those Yellow PagesAnd get myself a girl scout troop insteadWords and music:Kathy MarCopyright 1985 Kathy Mar