Kathy Mar - Nobody's Moggy Now Lyrics
Somebody's Moggy by the side of the roadSomebody's kitty who forgot his highway codeSomeone's favourite feline who ran clean out of luckWhen he ran into the road and tried to argue with a truckYesterday he purred and played in his ***** paradiseDecapitating tweety birds and masticating miceNow he's just six pounds of raw mincemeatThat don't smell very nice - >-p He's nobody's Moggy now!Now, you who love your *****, be sure to keep him inDon't let him argue with a truck, the truck is bound to winAnd upon a busy road, don't let him play or frolicIf you do, I'm warning you, it could be cat-astrophicIf he plays out on the roadway I'm afraid that will be thatThere will be one last despairing "meow" and a sort of squelchy 'splat'And your ***** will be slightly dead and very, very flatHe's nobody's Moggy - just red and squashed and soggy - He's nobody's Moggy nooow...