Keller Williams - Bob Rules Lyrics
(The price is wrong, *****)Twelve o'clock check out we've got an entire hourWhere is the remote, no time for the manual powerI put that name tag over the heartOn the shirt, that says 'Bob Rules'I stood in line for daysWith all the other foolsAnd then the voice of an angel that belonged to Rod RoddyCalled my name and said 'Come on down, you're the next contestant'Oh my God I was hyperventilatingI hope I do not wake up from this dream;Which is what it wasJanice she slinked on wearing a diamond dog collarStill in complete shock I muttered the words 'One Dollar'But, everyone else overbid,And their eyes turned to me with the rageFor my dogs will be draped in diamondsAnd I get to go onstageI picked up old Bob and I hugged him just, like a bearHe said 'Put me down son and feast your eyes over there'The sliding doors were ajar,I was a happy as I could getFor it was a brand new car--A Chevrolet ChevetteAll because the voice of an angel that belonged to Rod RoddyCalled my name and said "Come on down you're the next contestant"Oh my God I was hyperventilatingI hope I do not wake up from this dreamWhich is what it wasThe showcase showdown was set for a quarter to noonMy spin did not make it all the away around, I got booedSo I pulled down as hard as I couldJust like they all knew that I wouldI was happy to be aliveWhen it landed on $0.95Next thing I knew I was standing next to a MarineWho did not like his showcase and passed it on over to meCrunching the numbers I tried to remain calmHow much is an all expenses paid trip to Guam?Before I could answer a banging came to my doorThe housekeeper said 'You must leave now or pay more -- you have dog'I guess I fell back asleepAnd slept right through that showBut the next time I'm in L.A.You know where I'm gonna goAnd hope that a voice of an angel that belongs to Rod RoddyCall my name and says "Come on down, you're the next contestant"Oh my God I hope I don't hyperventilateI hope I do not wake up from this dreamWhich is what it will be
