Kid Capri - Billy Lyrics
We interrupt this program to bring you a special reportWe are looking for a man named billyWho has just been accused for use of fake credit cards;Use of ups trucks; and trying to sell crackTo an undercover token clerkWhat is this world coming to? well Ill tell youYeahhh his name is billyNow let me tell you about this guy right hereBust itA brainiac, con artist to the tAble to geese, you and meTalks like a psychotic pimp, walks with a limp.... but hes a wimp!Mastermind of the computer world, he livesWith his wife and a cute little girlNow this is the story of a familyAnd the man of the family, huh, his name was billyYeah you know that guy named billyHe was always conning somebodyHe was always getting away with murder wordHis name was billy!He tried to have moet tossin olde e moneyI aint tryin to have thatBut let me tell you about thisOhhhh, billy billy billy, whassup for today?Ha ha! tell me, did you ever find a wayTo make that money real quick - well I got an ideaSo whats the idea? computer chip!Heres a job, some numbers, two credit cardsWell split it even, but heres the oddsTwenty to one, whos harry crumb?Hes a big fat man which he carries a fat gunNow billy, a smooth operatorSneaks out his door, a to the elevatorGets on the sixth, and gets off on the fifthThen heads out the building withHis little pocket knife in his handShow em youre a man billy.. understand?A few people try to mug him, crack dealers love himDelivery boys think highly of himUnited parcel, very colossal.. uh!Sometimes he get a bit hostileDont even care, if people stareHe gets his package look around, then hes outta there!Well a-nother day, a-nother dollarDont wanna do it, boy but hes gottaA diamond to sell, three point one caratSo what he did? sold it to the first floor faggotNo real money, one and a thirdBut the brothers gonna get, as high as a birdBell bottoms, yes the man invented the slacksOld fashioned turn them ***** pointy shoes with spatsHe got the limp to his walk, hat *****ed just rightWalkin down the block, lookin like, willy dynamite!This man is amazing, he does a lotHe can tell you what he can do, and what he can notHe get you radios or tvs, clocks and bedsHes gettin, twenty to life once hes caught by the fedsHis name was billyYeah my man went and got her credit cardBought my man a pathfinder jeep, word upI aint actin like we aint been downKnahmsayin? he never get love from meAlways tryin to con me but I aint goin for itWord break it down!Tell em what you want kid capriMan I need a vcr, really (really, really)I thought you was going to lookout, billyYou told me to be here six oclockBy that time, you said youd be ready to make the dropWell I guess youre fronting againWhen you gonna be on the up and up my friend?You keep conning, you better chill!Cause a brother like me will squeal.. on billy!He did it, he did it!Word up man Im squealing on him manHe tried to front on the kid capri, wordHis name was billy!Aint no way in the world ima let that goLords of funk aint tryin to have that!Knowhatimean?His name was billy!Man you need to grow up before you blow upYouknowhatimsayin?Stop tryin to play high post with a low incomeHis name was billy!I aint havin it..Now before you think about doin itLet me tell you this!Dont mess with bill (no no-no no)Dont mess with bill (uh-huh)His name was billy!Uh-huh, mmhmm, ah-hah, mmhmmAh-hah, mmhmm, mmhmm, mmhmmAh-hah, mmhmm, ah-hah, mmhmmAh-hah, his name was billyI think billy learned his lessonJust leave that crack alone!Im outta here
