Kid Rock - Early Mornin' Stoned Pimp Lyrics
A ha ha, thats right mother*****ersIm back.This is the true story about mackinCheck itTimes are changinTalk about itMore so each year,But the early morninStoned pimp is here.So let it rain, and let the guitar rockAnd if ya me yawnJust drop that topCome on...Hey hey heyWell well well wellHey hey heyWell well well wellAnd I be catchin them northern pikeLike on a ten pound testSuccess, never fess, take a guessI be the early mornin stoned pimp,Straight limpin,Boones farm drinkin,At the party big booty pinchinChillin, like a villian, balloon fillin whack mc killin, the fine ho drillinWith the million dollar talentAnd the ten cent brain,Been gone too long, too much cocaine,But now that Im back, on the blockIm ready to rockLeft to right, all nightMy games tight, I wish you mightTake a biteOut of this here toxic, melodic, neurotic productFresh from the harvestWholl be the largest, hardest smartest label in townTop dog get downRadio wont play me, but still I got the kids aroundThe world goin kid rock crazyWicked witches be flyin on broomsticks,Kid rock be comin with the boom boom boom biatchI from the sticks biatchStraight from the roKid rock I aints no *****Ah, yes you are hoSo quit frontin like ya dont know,When I step straight into the party with my homeboyTinoWhats up?So get a good look broGet a good ganderIm made in detroitBut my name aint stanzlerSpreadin like a cancer, a virusWhile youre lookin really gay like *****in billy ray cyrusIm the highest mc of all timeGot my mind on the dAnd the d on my mind and the line gets drawn when my eyes cant seeHit me twice with the tussin and the morphine ivI beWhat they call an o-g *****Im the mother*****in early mornin stoned pimpNow throw your hands in the air and lets rock yallJust throw your hands up high, hip hop yallJust throw your hands in the air and lets rock yallBecause the detroit party dont stop yallJust throw your hands up high, lets rock yallJust throw your hands side to side, hip hop yallJust throw your hands up high, lets rock yallBecause the kid rock party dont stop yallNow Im the self made mack on a mountain on marsGot the money green cut it with the high roll clauseA lincoln continental and a gran marquisRag top, drop down, rollin on chrome ds *****The purple furs and the gold trim glassesI only bust the fat assesAnd I dont be givin a ***** who da hell can rap better than meCause Im a true *****in player and I mack like a real g h-i-j-k, l-m-n-o-p is for pimpin,Early mornin stoned pimpinI been down, been around,From the bottom to the topPartyin down with the slimmies in the cities that I rockOoh baby, baby, baby let me love yaOr if you wanna get your freak on, Ill just ***** yaWith the ooh, ahh, ooh, ooh, ooh ahhh, biatch, shitIm the early morning stoned pi-impHey hey heyCome on yo.Now throw your hands in the air and lets rock yallJust throw your hands up high, hip hop yallJust throw your hands in the air and lets rock yallBecause the detroit party dont stop yallJust throw your hands up high, lets rock yallJust throw your hands side to side, hip hop yallJust throw your hands up high, lets rock yallBecause the kid rock party dont stop yallMy name is tino, you knowBaby lets get funky,Im like lenny bruce girl but I aint no goddamn junkieCruisin with the kid in my 71To the crib of loveGonna get us some, ladiesWe keep em on a string ahMidgets in the house wanna smell my fingerComin for ya baby cause your so sure bumpinHow do ya like me now in my brand new turbanIm a natural born hoodlumNot george raftOne of these days you kids will pay for my autographSo groove baby, groove baby call your mamaIm like charlie hooker babyI got the boogie dramaWith the boogie dramaWith the boogie dramaWith the boogie dramaRidin around the neighborhoodMe and kid rock were up to no goodWith the boogie dramaWith your leather miniskirt and we got some winePlayin the radio ya look so fineWith the boogie dramaWith the boogie dramaLets get funky, thats my jobPunchin 9 ta 5, 7 times, times 24, times 12Day in and day outLets get funkyCome on everybodyWith the boogie dramaWith the boogie dramaWith the boogie drama
