King Diamond - Eastmann's Cure Lyrics
It was in the local paper: we will cure your every phobiaAt devil lake sanitariumWe will make you feel youre right at homeNo more sleepless nights, no more unpleasant sightsWe can recreate paradiseAnd you dont even have to sacrifice a thingIt only took about a minutes timeFor poor old harry to make up his mindSo he headed for devil lake, knowing doctors were awaiting himNo more sleepless nights, no more unpleasant sightsWe can recreate paradiseAnd you dont even have to sacrifice a thingHarry:My name is harry and I am from the country sideIm looking for a doctor, eastmann is the nameDr. eastmann:We welcome you with open armsWeve all been looking forward to having you hereAt devil lake sanitariumYou must always sign a special paper firstHarry:I will sign anything, just to get rid of my fearsI just want to live a life, where do you want me to sign?Dr. eastmann:Right here on the dotted lineThis will give me the freedom I need for youAt devil lake sanitariumYou know we are the very best at what we do... oh yes!Now that we have got his signatureI think its time to start the eastmann cureSo put him in the straightI think room 17 is still our whitest roomNo more sleepless nights, no more unpleasant sightsWe can recreate paradiseAnd you dont even have to sacrifice a thing
