Kool Keith - Intro Lyrics
[kool keith]This is the introWhy are you looking hard with a hood on and timberland bootsStaring at me for one hour -- when you could walk up and shake my hand? why?Why are you making those mean faces in your videosWith the fish lens effects? why?Why do you walk in the clubs with 30 people around youAnd stand in the corner, with big bodyguards for no reasonWhy?Why do you pull up, in valet parking, with your benz, that is rented?Fronting on a cellular phone that doesn't work - why?Why are you smirking up your face, making obnoxious facial scenesLike i supposed to be scared (supposed to be scared) - why? (why?)Who are you? (who are you?)I circle like sharks while y'all panic - i cruise the atlanticY'all think i'm spaced out, human from the earth planetThat's right tomorrow i plan to boo your shows in the apolloYou follow, in the crowd the audience is hollowNever ending while i'm mind bending resending you the first verseThat you was worse, a drag queen with a purse, unrehearsedDon't try to reverse, harsh words send you to a nurseEmergency with urgency, non-wrappable comics andHalf of y'all out there got me vomitin (bleh)Turnin islamic and dominican, indian cambodian watchin nickelodeon tvYou see me lookin at me grabbin my pee-pee, y'all still sleepyWith hard faces tryin to look creepy?You are the monsters of the original mr. softie, ice cream trucks{*sung - background*} open your eyes, tell me why can't you see?{*this line unclear*} why are you hating the player ?? ?? ??Why can't you see that your fakin is weak?Open your eyes, tell me why can't you see?Why?Your exaggeration perpetration levels are at exaggerating full speedWhy must i answer to you evil monsters?{hey keith, we, are the official, hatersAnd you have sunken into the official hating zoneIn which you witness the most salt shakingBehind your back speakingRecord criticizing ***** blockingIn the club costume jewelry wearingValet parked lexus rentingUndercover, star-struckNo game-having fake versace shirt wearingMotel hell livingFalse muslim being, jungle fever havingPork-eating demon peopleOur purpose here on your planet is to bring you downIf you can evade this evil, you will be the man}
