Kool Moe Dee - Dumb Dick Lyrics
(du-dumb) (dumb)(d-d-du-du-dumb) (dumb)(du-dumb) (dumb)(d-d-d-dumb) (dumb)[ verse 1 ]Well, listen up, homeboys, i got somethin to sayAbout a homeboy from back in the dayHis name was richard, some called him rickBut if you knew him like me, you'd call him dickWhen we were growin up, we stuck with each otherLike white on rice, he was kinda like a brotherWe had a lotta fun when we were kidsWe always overlooked the dumb things he didBut the fun was over when we got to high schoolCause it was time for gettin girlies, so we had to be coolWe had a lotta girlies, and our friends were impressedOne thing went wrong, rick got obsessedWe wouldn't go to class, always think about assNot if he was gonna pass, if he would just lastGirls was all he was thinkin aboutIf the school was all boys, he'da been dropped outWhen he did drop out, he felt no shameAnd if you ask me, he had the right nameCause he hated to go, but he loved to comeThat's why i call him dick, cause dick is dumbDick(d-d-d-du-dumb) (dumb)(dumb dick)(d-d-d-du-dumb)[ verse 2 ]He wouldn't go to school, but he had to surviveSo he went out and got him a 9 to 5Although he was lazy, he had to workCause he had a lot of girls, he needed money, the jerkAs fast as he made it, his money was spentWhen it came to girls, he didn't care where he wentHe'd hound em like a dog, so we used to say "fetch!"And it was no tellin what he would catchHe was in the doctor's office almost every weekHe became so popular, everybody'd speakWhen he walked in they'd say (hi rick)And when he passed by, they'd say (dumb dick)Really hard-headed, cause he said he had juiceBut it was cause of his hard head, that he was so looseHe was in love with another girl every dayAnd when we asked him why, he'd only say(i'm the kinda guy who likes to have funI need a lotta girls, can't have just one)I can understand that, but this is kind of insaneSometimes i wonder if his brainWas his...(d-d-d-du-du-dumb) (dumb)(dumb dick) (2x)[ verse 3 ]He lost his girl when he lost his jobSo to keep himself from livin like a no-good slobHe hustled on the streets, cause he had no choiceAnd every day you'd hear his voiceSayin "jumbos! i got it good"But he never made the money that a hustler couldCause when he was standin out on the cornerIf a girl walked by, he was right up on herHe was so hot, his heat couldn't be measuredTo him his business was his pleasureA one-track mind, and as a matter of factHe changed his name to daddy mackThe people on the streets he was workin forCut him off, now he's just plain old poorAnd all his girls left, because they never caredThe were leeches for a dollar, and they got their shareHomeboy disappeared like a magic trickAnd everybody wanna know what happened to dickWell, he's still around, but now he's a bumChasin bag ladies, he's the same old dumbDick
