Kool Moe Dee - Dumb Dick (Richard) Lyrics
Dumb Dick Lyrics:(du-dumb) (dumb)(d-d-du-du-dumb) (dumb)(du-dumb) (dumb)(d-d-d-dumb) (dumb)[ verse 1 ]Well, listen up, homeboys, I got somethin to sayAbout a homeboy from back in the dayHis name was richard, some called him rickBut if you knew him like me, youd call him dickWhen we were growin up, we stuck with each otherLike white on rice, he was kinda like a brotherWe had a lotta fun when we were kidsWe always overlooked the dumb things he didBut the fun was over when we got to high schoolCause it was time for gettin girlies, so we had to be coolWe had a lotta girlies, and our friends were impressedOne thing went wrong, rick got obsessedWe wouldnt go to class, always think about assNot if he was gonna pass, if he would just lastGirls was all he was thinkin aboutIf the school was all boys, heda been dropped outWhen he did drop out, he felt no shameAnd if you ask me, he had the right nameCause he hated to go, but he loved to comeThats why I call him dick, cause dick is dumbDick(d-d-d-du-dumb) (dumb)(dumb dick)(d-d-d-du-dumb)[ verse 2 ]He wouldnt go to school, but he had to surviveSo he went out and got him a 9 to 5Although he was lazy, he had to workCause he had a lot of girls, he needed money, the jerkAs fast as he made it, his money was spentWhen it came to girls, he didnt care where he wentHed hound em like a dog, so we used to say "fetch!"And it was no tellin what he would catchHe was in the doctors office almost every weekHe became so popular, everybodyd speakWhen he walked in theyd say (hi rick)And when he passed by, theyd say (dumb dick)Really hard-headed, cause he said he had juiceBut it was
