Korn - Jingle Balls Lyrics
Twas the night before Christmaswhen all through the houseEverybody was stonedeven the mouseMan from the whore houseand me from jailI just settled downto get a piece of her tailWhen all of a suddenI heard such a clatterI tripped on my dickand busted my bladder!!I went downstairsand what did i see?!A fat little red faggethangin from a treeHe stuffed the stockingswith reefers and beerAnd a big fat hairy dickfor the family queerThat's the end of my storyFunny wasn't it, ya see?She didn't even...She didn't see my thing behind yaleave ya for this private eyeI was there to give'em near to myzima zima mommy fahI'm gonna say thishope it don't offend yacame to the grizmagive'em a taste of megive'em a little excitement to the damn monkeyyour monkey can stay with meAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhh ahhhhhhhhChevy took my brainsame old mother*****er sucked my dick that dayhe will never zima zimanever never not that dayI'm really sick of all this excitementyeah, but he thinks he's better than meuma zooma nooga dungayou can suck my dick all dayone, two, three, fourSanta can suck my dick all day!