Kottonmouth Kings - Me & My Skate Lyrics
Oh shit God damn, I almost hit that little punk rock kid.Oh shit, ah damn, well whats happenin here? damn helicoptersAnd all I saw was some little skater kidCome runnin by with a test tube, one of them glass ones.Oh man, Ill check the newsAnd find out what the hells happenin here. hola como estas?*****in commercials, damn yeah,This is victoria secretion reporting live from orange county california,No shit, where just moments ago, officer jack mehoff and ourChopper in the sky spotted rapper d-loc, member of the infamousKottonmouth kommittee,Skating east bound on yorba linda blvd.Dloc has been at large and is wanted by press, parents, andAuthoritiesFor being a nusiance to society. approach with caution,Dloc could be under the influence of a mind altering substance.Its me and my skate, skateIn this world of hate and confusionI sweat all day to create an illusionOr a fantasy yeah thats what you call itYou can be a bong tokin alcoholicWell this came true so I grip the mic tightlyAnd when Im rocking the stage my skates besides meAfter the show youll catch skating in the parking lotBustin grinds and flips, my board is all I gotTo escape the realness of realityI smoke a joint so I can cope with this insanityThey say sobrietys the answer to societyI say its anarchy but they aint understanding meI say it twice but they just cant relateI guess its fate, my boards my mateJust, just me and my skateIn other breaking news, reputed rapper saint,Also from the kottonmouth kommitte, was caught by survalenceCameraAt jjs liqour in the city of orangeMaking off with 2 cases of beer, 1 pint of booze, and a carton ofCigarettes.The unemployed rapper has outstanding charges of drunkenRowdyness,Insighting riots, and abusive behavior, saint was last spotted onBeach blvd, jumping from a moving vehicle under the influence ofAlcohol.Now I just got off the phone with big hoss up in prison.Thank God for freedom hook the *****es with my jismName is brought up in many girlies conversationsBut it gets complicated with the situations you be facinMy name is saint, the one the girlies flock fool.So dont get mad when your lady starts to jock me fool.Like a beer like marijuana.She said hi saint my names luana.Lou wanna wanna wanna take me home?Lou wanna wanna wanna lay and bone?But I get aggravated, mentally frustratedWhen I act like cuz your boyfriend player hated.Left jab, right hook, then I knocked him out,I hate player haters so I pissed in his mouth.Apparently local officials have turned the kottonmouth kommitteCase over to the federal bureau of investigations.The elusive orange county rappers, under the direction of pimpDaddy x are sought in connection with a number of chargesRanging from obsenity, influencing the minds of minors, fakeIds, lude and crude behavior, and demoralizing society.Right wing, religious zealots have apparently threatened toQuote crucify those young punks.Yo I got a scam for this, you know I got a scam for thatThe daddys friends are good but still I watch my backI like to vibe, write a rhyme to a funky phat trackI got the scam to get the green to scam for a fat sackToo many vices and insane extremitiesI got no good solutions, so no quick remediesDont wanna slave my life working at a 9 to 5***** flippin burgers dont wanna drop no friesDont wanna move boxes, move shit or sit behind a deskJust wanna get upon a mic and let my skills start to flexAddicted to the homegrown, fly girls andIm not a loser look at you, dont wanna be left aloneAddicted to the nicotine, a full time tokerAll the more confused with mi vida locaLate night toker, indo smokersHey hey daddy x, daddy x, daddy x, daddy xLet your skills flexHey hey daddy x daddy xHey daddy x, put those fools in checkLive while you live you gotta live your life while youre hereTime is all I got I wanna smoke the kind and guzzle beerFear of life at times yes but I aint got no time for thatI gotta kick it chill got to kick it to the maxSo when you see daddy x in your vicinityPass the pipe, pass the j, say whats up?Im out, peaceMe (me) me and my skate, my skate, my skate, my skateMy mate my skateMe (me) me and my skate, my skateMy skate my mate in this world of hateAfter an all out man hunt by local and federal officials,The kottonmouth kommittee still remains at large,Last spotted fleeing southbound on interstate 5In a drop top volkswagen bug, believed to be stolen fromA trailer park complex earlier today.The young vandals are disturbing the peace, and reportedly ridingHigh.Thats our local news for now, well update you on the situation as it happens.Im victoria secretion for kbud, 420 on your dial, now back to you, bob.
